If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you.
assassination: a nation that is sassy
GET OVER HERE
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
King of the jungle
This is what terrifies me about the ocean.
the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo
you finally understand finding nemo
It’s like falling off a cliff in slow motion
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what the fuck century was this set in, anyway?
fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are