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Aug 29, 2014 / 540,364 notes

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

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Aug 29, 2014 / 99,778 notes

imthedad:

I like how pet is also the word for touching your pet

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Aug 29, 2014 / 142,182 notes

assiest:

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

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Aug 22, 2014 / 113,330 notes

crewnex:

snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it

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Aug 22, 2014 / 449,704 notes

floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

But then how would you separate them from everybody else?

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Aug 21, 2014 / 119,655 notes

xitrus:

she wants the (wifi passwor)d

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Aug 21, 2014 / 123,759 notes

greetings:

telling someone they can’t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can’t be happy because others have it better

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thefuuuucomics:

fuck ur dreams kid
Aug 21, 2014 / 230,139 notes

thefuuuucomics:

fuck ur dreams kid

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Aug 21, 2014 / 43,897 notes

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Aug 21, 2014 / 360,047 notes

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

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Aug 21, 2014 / 139,601 notes
  • *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
Aug 21, 2014 / 314,806 notes

faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours

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memeguy-com:

Pug climbing stairs
Aug 20, 2014 / 317 notes

memeguy-com:

Pug climbing stairs

Aug 20, 2014
Stop beating yourself up. You are a work in progress - which means you get there a little at a time, not all at once.
Aug 20, 2014 / 202,006 notes